February 2012
656 posts
Reblog if you honestly think you will be single...
nayaxhemoxsantanaxbritt:
wasntthatafunnyday:
solveitwithchocolate:
cross-marian:
bendingsignpost:
...
Me: *Decides I need to workout and get in better shape
*Starts lifting laptop*
captainaarontheawesome:
pilts:
nucl3arw3ss3l:
darkteabiscuit:
halibear22:
SHERLOCK!
ICAN’TFUCKINGBREATHE HEDGEJOHN AND CATLOCK ARE MY FAVORITE
that FUCKING CAT SADJHASHDJHAS
that HEDGEHOG
lennontits:
there’s people who actually find benedict cumberbatch ugly ugly
Well..were just gonna have to take care of that now aren’t we.
jim: hello?
person on phone: hello, is this jim moriarty?
jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
person on phone: this the bakerstreet pastry shop. as part of our shop opening, we're offering complementary cinnamon roll and coffee today at--
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
telemarketer: w-wha--
jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
person on phone: c-cinnamon rolls and c-coffee? today?
jim: wait...
jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
jim: fuckin' love cinnamon rolls and coffee
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Sister: Me and Maddie had a baby!
Me: What?
Sister: Yea! And Im the dad!
Me: Huh?! O.o
Sister: Its an experiment! In Science..
Me: ._.
Moffat's plan:
Moffat: I've got a plan.
Lackeys: Ok.
Moffat: Get an actor from Sherlock.
Lackeys: Ok. We follow.
Moffat: Then an actor from Harry Potter.
Lackeys: Ok.
Moffat: Put them in to Doctor Who.
Lackeys: Ok. Then what?
Moffat: Watch their tiny little brains explode.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
leiahawke:
John Watson: I'm not his date!
Sherlock:
Mrs. Hudson: lol
Lestrade: lol
Mycroft: lol
Irene: lol
Moriarty: lol
Tumblr: lol
World: lol
Universe: lol
Click and drag if you're a Whovian.....
post-myxo-whovian:
I'm new here, and I need to follow more blogs!
everyroadisarayoflight:
So, if you blog about
One Tree Hill
Gossip Girl
Pretty Little Liars
One Direction
Harry Potter
Hush Hush
Percy Jackson
All Time Low
Pandas
Coldplay
reblog, and I’ll follow you!
Yes they're gay.
Friend: *sings Someone like You*
Me: Ugh stop.
Friend: What why?
Me: Sherlock fandom ruined that song for me.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because it reminds me of John and Sherlock.
Friend: Oh because you're in love with them?
Me: No because they're in love with each other.
Friend: ... They're gay?
Me: Yes. Well not.... Technically they're... No. Yes. They're gay.
This is fun!!!! (reblog and go to your page)
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
One day I'm going to meet Benedict Cumberbatch
Me: I fucking hate your face.
Benedict: what
Me: Go away you stupid wanker. You and your... cheekbones. And your eyes.
Benedict: what
Me: And your hair. I hate you.
Benedict: what
Me: Just fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU.
Benedict: *turns around, disturbed and walks away*
Me: Nooooo, come back. I love you, you perfect bastard.
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Sherlock Series Three, Episode One:
valeria2067:
valeria2067:
“John, I’m not de—”
“Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”
“It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”
“I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”
“You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—”
“John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—”
“Mycroft, Can I stay...
sherlock: a game of balls
raaawrbin:
SHERLOCK YOU’VE FOUND HIS ONE WEAKNESS
i bet carl powers humiliated Jim in a game of ping pong